Perth men conjoined at the rats tail after a brawl claim to have fallen in love
Two Perth men claim to have fallen in love after a fistfight in Northbridge led to their rats tails becoming intertwined and they’ve been inseparable ever since.
Sean Raynor (21) and Ian “cheese nuts” Coppin (35) say the incident started around 11pm at night outside of the Brass Monkey Hotel and Crime Scene, a popular Perth venue according to www.thebrassmonkey.com.
It was over an argument as to who’s idea of masculinity had been warped the most from lack of male role models at an early age that began the fist fight before their rats tails became knotted and according to the paramedics before they were king hit "untangle-able".
“I guess once we realized we couldn’t get away we sat down and began a dialogue and worked through what was bothering us” Sean said of the altercation
“You know I’ve assaulted a lot of people in my life but this is the first one that really filled that hole you know what I mean?” Ian commented before realizing what he’d said as he began to laugh whilst feeding Sean Macaroons in a Nedlands Café.
Both men insist they aren’t gay but just really good friends who make love with each other both physically and spiritually. The couple claim they'll be keeping their rats tails intertwined despite warnings from experts that such an action would be medically "disgusting".
“Nah we’re not gay, if the boys at the site find out we'd never hear the end of it. They'd probably start making out in front of us round the clock just to mess with us, classic Robbo” insists Sean “there’s just innate latent physical desires permeating through a lot of men that aren’t being explored because of negative stereotypes about what is an isn’t manly that result in a bottling of normal emotions and an expression of that frustration through often violent means” he added, king hitting an immigrant.
The two have even gone so far as to set a date to be married despite the pair admitting that they voted "no" in the recent plebiscite. Though they admit that was mainly due to frustration due to the ending of the "Fast and the Furious" franchise. For more info on the dart punching duo follow their new Facebook business page "Air BnBash" a bed and breakfast and domestic in South Perth.